as blue as the ComfortDelgro taxi

do carbs make you blue, or does being blue make you eat carbs?
i cannot decipher the relationship.

i need a hugs and kisses meal, supersize
and 12,000 calories worth of cuddles.

my optician hates me. she won't sell sell me contact lenses cause apparently i can go blind if my cornea doesn't recover. i've been exiled to the land of car washing manual laborers cause i wrecked (okay it was just a dent and a gazillion scratches) the car. i am the epitome of stupidity.

i think the world hates me.


but mostly i think i'm letting my selfpity eat me up whole.
ARGH.

another order of hugs and kisses, upsize and a side order of ice-cream please.