i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want THAT diamond ring. i want THAT diamond ring. i WANT THAT DIAMOND RING.


i shall teh wormy for it when he starts working.
wahhahaha..

anyone keen on sponsoring a rabbit for just $30 a month. for that $30 a month, you can provide the poor abandoned rabbit with food, medical care and toys and treats. (THINK OF MY BUNNY AND HOW CUTE IT IS AND IMAGINE THE OTHER RABBITS AT SPCA OK.)
each year, more than a 1000 rabbits are abandoned at the SPCA. do your part and make one of the rabbits a happy rabbit.
visit SPONSOR A RABBIT to find out more. Wheeeeeeeee.
think rabbit rabbit. think hop rabbit hop. think rabbit rabbit.

i decided to jog home from the pool today and left ryan ng walking by himself from the pool to my place. i, of cause, thought he'd know which route i'm taking but as it turns out, he didn't.

so while i spent minutes waiting for him to show up, he spent minutes scouting the path next to the canal. to make things even worse i didn't have my handphone with me. and then i started to panic and i searched high and low, looking far and wide, hoping that by chance, i'd see my boy strolling up to me. but NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

i broke into tears like a little toddler whose ice cream cone dropped onto the floor as soon as i saw him. BOO HOOOOO.

morale of the story, don't run when u can walk. no larhhhhh morale of the story is don't assume people know what you're thinking. morale of the story is always wait for people. morale of the story is don't date ah bengs cause they're dumb. morale of the story is aspiring ah lians should always hang their bling bling handphones with loud techno ringtones around their hands legs neck body hair anything. heh.

sorry boo bee...

bunny rabbit BABY says hi. haaahaaa...
looks more like a dog to me... ahahaha.. .confused identity must be...

the internet is the best because it gives you answers to the questions in your head with just a couple of clicks here and there. the caribe.sis virus which has bounded itself to my phone just a week after i got it has successfully been removed. and yes, it took me more than a year to get down to removing it.
but then of cause if i had a personal assistant i wouldn't have needed more than a year would i? i need PA to take care of my needs and woes.

those i love and those i like.

all of them looking very black except for me + snaffferneee.

elaine apple eunice and glory evolved into flaine fapple funice and flowy and now new changes since funice left for HK. hopefully you'll be reading this.

flaine fapple funice and flowy have flourished into,
flaylay flala flulu and flolo.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

bored people do what bored people do best.
try to relief the boredom by doing retarded things like drawing idiotic pictures which make bored people less bored.

flaine's proposal to me. 1 carat diamond ring, 4-prong setting, from Flaine & Co. (think tiffany and co. setting alright)

Drawing for wormy baby. :D this is why i don't take art.

one more huge zit on my forehead to add to the graffati on my face. thank you very much mother nature for blessing me with spots of red.
*cries*

you wanna know what's sweet?

sweet is when he turns off the room light when you've fallen asleep and makes him way out of your place to go home,
then walks right back into your room to turn on the night light for you cause he remembered that you're afraid of the dark.

bounce.. bounce..

my ah beng wannabe pierced his ear after deliberating for so many years. i guess sometimes people need an extra push to do something. so now he's one step closer to being an ah beng but still not beng enough.

anybody willing to sponsor his 79 dollar topshop shirt to help him look even more ah beng pls hit me back.

the previous sentence is redundant. i doubt anyone would respond to it.

how about..
mr. honey bunny baby will go under the knife and into the pot if i do not receive donations mounting up to SGD79.00 by sunday, 19th march 2006.


preview of the end of the bunny should i fail to receive the SGD79.00:
warning: following picture unsuitable for the faint hearted.

i want to say that i love dear very much. not cause i did something wrong and i'm feeling guilty about it or cause he did something very sweet for me today making me feel oh-so-loved. the point is, i love dear very much. and everyone's hair can stand till the hair actually unroots from the skin and scalp. i just love dear very much!

a snapshot from when we were 18. *lol* don't kill me dear.

saturday was a very fulfilling day (at least for the normally very lazy me heh).
went to upper thompson then to clementi to collect my lenses then to sim to accompany flaine then to bukit timah to walk around and to kap mac for fries with lots of mayo (ooo fat!) and then a walk around the new lake point park :D it's finally open so yay!


talking about my contact lenses, i'd like to recommend all of you to this optical shop in clementi. it's a neighbourhood shop which looks sub-standard but the shop's exterior really doesn't do justice to her (Pauline lim. certified so don't worry) superb service. lenses and specs are CHEAP and she's very helpful as well. highly recommended by me!!!


ANCO optics & contact lens centre
Blk 354, Clementi Ave. 2,
#01-175, Singapore 120354
Tel: 6779 2989


i like picturessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........

upper thomson yong tou fu... where i ate with my parents.


it rained big time.. my parents got bored waiting for the rain to stop. they were coincidentally in the same position.. so cute!


look who's high from looking at monkeys at seletar reservoir lor.....


soon to come PINK IC... goodbye to 11B in less than a month's time! shut up those who've already gotten theirs. =p


disney piglet playdough!!!! i love si. thanks dear~~

SWAM.
BACK.
each time my head bobbed out of the water, i glanced over to where my bag was, half hoping to see you sitting there, grinning that silly grin.
i miss you 1230295079509310271849 times more than u think i do. sniffs.
please retrieve your sim card so that i can at least call to hear your voice...

done by me... he looks like a burnt victim... first degree burns. requires intensive care!!

this is what stephie did and i am nowhere near her standard of creativity. haha!! credits to steph for the picture used for comparison. don't sue me okay...

this is what people do when they are bored. hahahaha.......................
eyes blacked out to preserve the identity of the people in the pictures posted. :P

i think my chinese is gone case and i swear from tomorrow onwards i will either try to improve on it or don't attempt to speak it at all.
i was having dinner at the hawker centre in jurong west with my parents and ryan when this drink stall uncle came up to us to ask if we wanted sugarcane drinks...


uncle: yao he gan zhe shui ma? (does anyone want sugarcane)


me looking at the rest asking if they want anot..everyone shakes head.


me: errr okay YI... YI... YI.... YI... errrrrr.... (one one one one...)


uncle: oh. YI BEI huh.......(oh.. one CUP right)




OH MY GOD. super embarrassed. i saw the uncle sniggering as he walked back to his stall to get the drink. damn that stupid uncle. ROARRRRRRR!

test test. something's wrong with my blog.

i'm patiently waiting for my milkshake to be delivered to my doorstep.


i see pictures of elderly folks on the newspapers and on the tv and i dread the thought of growing old. i fear the day the skin on my hands and legs turn into scaly dry winkled skin. when the skin on my face turns into a lifeless droop.


MOISTURISE! MOISTURISE! MOISTURISE!
i swear by my ten fingers and toes to never step into the sun for more than 5 minutes a day (and of cause only when absolutely absolutely necessary).



pictures of silky and funky whom i can't seem to take proper pictures of because they can't stop poking their noses into the camera. HAa..

FUNKY - "is that food...?"

SILKY says "hmmm?"

gone fishing with steph and bryan today for dinner.







a picture of stephanie...



and of bryan taking a picture of me.


((((((((((: see you guys at bean on saturday afternoon.

i was walking around like a bomb waiting to explode. and poor mr rabbit took the blow.
he pee-ed on my notes and i whacked the hell outta him. he actually yelped in pain and i swear i've never (in my whole 40 days with him) heard him make a single sound. not the slightest gargle or squibble.


i'm guilt-striken. i'm sure it wasn't intentional.. he probably thought it was his newspaper which he could pee on.