as blue as the ComfortDelgro taxi

do carbs make you blue, or does being blue make you eat carbs?
i cannot decipher the relationship.

i need a hugs and kisses meal, supersize
and 12,000 calories worth of cuddles.

my optician hates me. she won't sell sell me contact lenses cause apparently i can go blind if my cornea doesn't recover. i've been exiled to the land of car washing manual laborers cause i wrecked (okay it was just a dent and a gazillion scratches) the car. i am the epitome of stupidity.

i think the world hates me.


but mostly i think i'm letting my selfpity eat me up whole.
ARGH.

another order of hugs and kisses, upsize and a side order of ice-cream please.

dear people. if you feel that something bad's going to happen on that day, trust your instincts because they're probably right. don't even attempt to step out of the house for 15 min or risk ending up like me who decided to go ahead with what i was doing and regretting.

these days the boy has a fetish for filling me up with booze when we've nothing to do at home. yesterday along with all that, he made me sing songs for bugs bunny, barney and donald duck. 2 hours later i ended up hugging the toilet bowl, puking my guts out. but i figure it's a good thing, considering how much i ate for dinner.
(sharkie fins, pineappu rice, fresh prawns, sesame paste prawns, cereal prawns, steamed fish, sweet&sour fish, sweet&sour pork, sliced fish, tom yam soup, cheeken wings, prawn omelette, some other cheeken, honeydew sago, almond longan sea coconuttie)
so clearing everything from my stomach is a good thing no????

should i also mention that i went to kushinbo on friday affty with MAMAyaaaa and ate like a cow. MOOOOOOOOO. the salmon sashimi was heavenly and the chawanmushi was amazing cause it melts in your mouth. $20.90 for 60 minutes lunchtime crunch and if you're slow like me, pay an extra $6 more and you can take your time till 3pm.

and on thursday i went for korean bbq buffet at excelsior's with ryan and alot of people i don't know to bid farewell to someone who's leaving for a 4-month exchange, whom i also don't know.

so people if u bump into me and you think my face's expanded, you now know why k. i have people around me who're evil! they don't give me money too buy PRETTY HEELS but they don't mind paying for my meals.

by the way, why is bugs bunny BUGS bunny. does he eat bugs?????
and why is minnie mouse minnie? she's not mini at all. by far i think she's the biggest mouse aside from mickey mouse.

i need sponsors for two pairs of heels.
PLS!?!?!?!?!??
will do anything for shoes. *sniffles*

dearest ryan, whilst i spent my day waiting for you over and over and over again, this was what happened:

the past 24 hours has been the most random day for months in the running.

happy hours make me really happy. i sat alone at balas waiting for the redness to wear off but to no avail. hence i weaved in and out the shops of suntec and city link, red-faced and giggly. with every passing mirror i was even more convinced that others would presume i was sunburnt. and so i marched on, refusing to head home to face 4 walls again despite being alone.

i managed to dissaude myself from buying anything i fancied. coming from the queen of impulse buys, it is a feat. (the money you gave me is still intact! every single cent of it! aren't you proud!!!!)

i dozed off while standing on the travelator and almost ended up on my face if my hands weren't quick to grab to railings. twice in less than a minute.

i had a conversation with the couple sitting opposite me on the train about tired legs and taking naps on buses and trains.

afterwhich i headed to coffeebean@vivo to wait for the boy whereby my phone died on me and i had to borrow a fellow human bean's phone to send a text msg, leading to yet another random conversation.

crazy.
mama told me as a kid never to talk to strangers.
you know what they say, about women having to speak 20, 000 words a day? i think i was suffering from a lack of interaction from walking around on my own the whole day.

hence i have come to a decision - the job hunt shall begin!

seals are so cute!

i'm blogging because my baby says i haven't been doing so.

today my baby made me a cup of neslo (nescafe + milo) after my morning shower. it tasted fantastic! chocolatey taste from the milo powder and the much needed caffeaine dose.

ok the end.
i love ryanie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.