freaky nightmare

a couple of days ago i dreamt i had three guinea pigs. they were fat, furry, and probably the cutest you'd ever see. but i was a really bad owner who neglected the furry balls. they shrank into the size of hamsters, and lost so much fur you could see their veins under the skin. they had scabs and raw wounds with maggots climbing in and out of their bodies. the first two died and flies were swarming all over but i didn't even notice. and the final one eventually died cause the maggots finished consuming the first two and started on the third one.

eeeek. i was so happy to wake up to see my guinea pig still looking fat and furry. WHEEK WHEEK.

since the sudden death of one of my two guinea pigs two years ago, i've been living in fear that one day i'd wake up to see Funky motionless. Silky's illness caught me by surprise. there were no symptoms and in those couple of house before i brought her to the vet she was still behaving normally. ryan always scolds me for disturbing Funky in her sleep, but the truth is, she's lying so still that i get scared. so seeing her shift in annoyance gives me assurance that she's okay. i don't want to be the one to find Funky gone. i watched silky struggle and die in my palms..

and it's all flooding back now. fu ck.


i'm gonna climb back into bed to get some hugs from ryan. i miss silky. )):

wah my dad's handphone is cooler than mine lor!
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
pffffttt.

tips on how to score a distinction for your papers


for your first question, draw a bright and happy yellow pikachu. remember to color it in bright yellow! dull yellow is not acceptable. the trick is to first please the examiner with something sunny and cheery.

question 2 - draw "mian bao" monster. this is to offer the other side of the argument. first happy then scary and dark. shows examiner that you have fully grasped the issue at hand.

for the third question - make a stand. draw a pink teletubby and label it LALA. we all know LALA is red, but when you don't have a red pen in your pencil case, pink is the best bet. portraying a happy and cheerful stand seems to be a favourite of examiners. explain why being happy-go-lucky person is superior to being deep, skeptical and cynical.


question 4 - finally end in style. happiness is not derived from being yellow, or pink. happiness is when you are a ban dai toy, transforming from a truck into a huge ass machine. ALL BOYS like transformers. don't need to style your hair or wear pretty clothes. you'll still score with them. they'll give up forever to touch you.

that my dear people, is how you get an A for your papers.
(credits to david tham for pictures)

long overdue from the 4th of april
but SCHOOL's out!
for some that is...


eun....why are you all teary! haha.

from left to right:
euniceteomomo; unknown; unknown; unknown
(unknowns u can come claim your spots)

congrats my dearest blur dingdongbell!


lishi jiawen and keewei. they shocked me when they marched into the canteen in super high heels and their corp wear. i'm so used to seeing them in tees and tiny shorts.


all the graduates in gowns surrounding us made me kuku.



and of course couldn't resist taking pictures with apple and quin.


my favourite lion! you look tiny here.



eun's pretty sisters, clara and cheryl.


and damai popped by and i saw her for 2 seconds
she's freaking tiny!


the best shot of the day. daddy and mummy teo in our silly little frame.

what what what. i cannot blog four times in a night issit.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

i also bought two tops online out of boredom. almost bought a third one but i learnt how to say nooooo don't buy............
ryan shut up i can hear you tsk-ing already. hahahaha.

food + full = fat


a picture from all the way back then when ryan was skinny and i was black.

in celebration of yet another month together and for the 75% completion of ryan's exams, ryan and i headed for the very yummy samsui chicken! i somehow managed to convince ryan that a set meal was more worth it with the "dong gua shou rou" soup, fish and sambal kang kong together with the samsui chicken than just ordering ala carte.
i love soup. not the mushroom soup cream chicken soup soup. i love double boiled soups. i lack a grandma to boil such soups for me. )))): and no i don't want to learn how to. food doesn't taste as nice when it's cooked by yourself.
anyway it was a very FULLfilling dinner...hor ryan??? ehehehe.
HUGS RYAN..but i know you like to eat double shares, right?

by the way ryan, my 75% is on the 22nd may, thursday, just in case you want to return the treat.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
joking.

guilty as charged
i was standing in front of the kitchen sink drinking water when my eyes spotted the happy yellow packet of zoo animal biscuits right in the middle of the dining table. so i stole a couple of pieces . they're so adorable! i ate a dog and a polar bear. and just like when i was a kid, i nibbled the limbs then the body and eventually waved goodbye to the poor animal before popping the whole thing into my mouth.
i actually took pictures and wanted to upload them but my phone's being stubborn and it JUST WON'T GET DETECTED by my computer. sneaky little thing it is. roarrrr!
i feel so bad stealing from my niece haahahaa but on second thoughts she should thank me! i'm doing her a favour. the less she has to eat the thinner she'll be.

i ran out of shampoo at the start of this week so i conveniently used my brother's head and shoulders shampoo. this is embarrasing but i must really say that i like it. my hair feels nice, clean and light even after a long day. definitely cost effective if i just use head&shoulders. $60 per litre VS $10 per litre. okay exaggerated i don't think it's that cheap. $20 per litre? i heard that using anti-dandruff shampoo when you don't have dandruff will eventually give you dandruff? i'm wondering if it's an old wives' tale or if there's any truth behind it. can anybody clarify?

i've got this really crazy idea again.

day has turned to night and night has turned to day.

i now sleep at the break of dawn (no actually i sleep at 9am) and wake up in the late afternoon when the sun is hanging just 40degrees above the horizon and shining through my window. not that the sun shining through my window awakens me cause i've my curtains drawn. anyway, alarm goes off, i hit the snooze button for the umpteen time and i'm finally awake at say 4pm.

yesterday night was a naan-derful night with a naan-derfully delicious meal of naan (plain/garlic/cheese) and butter chicken curry. it was naan-derously fantabulous and the taste of the naan-sational naan is still in my head even though i was naan-ingly tortured by the aftereffects of its consumption, with the naan floating up my throat every now and then.

nevertheless, i am a naan convert! i *heart* naan forever and ever till death do us part, even if i puke and die from the oil and grow cheeks as fat (and purple from bloating) as a cheshire cat. my naan-derously naan-sational naan-derful naan, what would i do without you?

the rest of april is going to be a very hard month due to new episodes of one tree hill, gossip girl, grey's, house, desperate housewives, all popping up on sidereel.com
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it doesn't help that i study like this - study one hour, sleep two hours; study 1.5 hours, sleep 2 hours; study 1 hours, surf net for 2 hours; study 15 minutes, wander to the kitchen to bite on cereal.
and at any mention of something else more fun to do - OKOK!!! what time you coming?

die die die die die die die die die.

waaaaaaaaaaa...................
*rolls around in laughter*

hahaha. someone just informed me that i'm 28 days away from my first paper. HAAHAAHAAA.
nice.
i'm
hahaha
g.o.n.e.

HAHAHA.

New Oxford Singapore Dictionary
(snitched off mrbrown.com)

i'm laughing to myself at 4.20am, after reading my text at a pace of 15min/page. this really tickled me. i wish i paid as much attention to my books.

1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"

2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

4) CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"

8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

10) SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

11) SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."

13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

total nonsense

i was going through my photo folder and LOOK WHAT I FOUND?

hahahahaha...

it's been a year..and i hardly see them two now.

study hard ex-bean buddies! love love.

messenger logs

ryanie with our happy funshine bear! there's something about that palm-sized yellow monster that brightens up anyday and turns frowns into smiles.

i think there's magic.

it's a month to exams...and i haven't exactly started revision. i need some... divine intervention, a enchanted solution to get me started.

saturdays!


my cheeks have expanded lor... wah lau.... ))):

i'm so tired for reasons unknown to myself. i'd like to believe that i'm maxed out from my fantastic workout but 3000 hops on the jumprope definitely do not equate to a workout, much less a fantastic one.


maybe i'm exhausted from and an entire day running errands from one place to another. unfortunately, all i've done is waking up at 3pm to eat, suffer a sugar high from eating cheng tng and further escalating my sugar high with a dose of caffiene in my bloodstream over coffee with the bestie. resulting in a glory that can't stop talking, and at bullet speed at that.


i'm tired. and i so wish i could fall asleep. but i'm the queen of not-sleeping-when-i-should-be-sleeping. a friend told me on messenger that "[i] refuse to sleep!" booo. i can't sleep at night cause i'm afraid of monsters in the dark wad. :P righttttttttttt.

i'm going to taste the new item on mac's breakfast menu tomorrow! mcgriddle here i come! fatter cheeks here i come too! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

techno mouse

my dad passed me a mouse today. just what i needed cause my current one's faulty, double clicking on everything. it's been such a pain surfing the net.

and now i have a mouse with FLASHING lights.

HAHAHAHAHA.

mega hugs for you! heh heh.

AWWWWwww.

yay! ryan's teeshirts have arrived.
yay! my top has arrived!
yay! my jacket has arrived!

yay! yay! yay!

i'm happy today because
1)finally injected some run into my system and boy does it feel good, skipping certainly does not provide such a high.
2)my ankle did not even let out the slightest cry,
3)ryan says we'll have sashimi tomorrow!

i want to get back into the days where ms chen and i didn't have lead legs and running was as light as walking. HOR MS CHEN? *nudge nudge nudge* buahaha.