This Is It was spectacular. An incredible display of his talent, courtesy, love and care. No pretenses, just pure heart into his music. What should have been was an amazing amazing performance which will be remembered for the next century. I sat there motionless for 2 hours.

Amazing. I don't believe there is another performer who can touch me enough with his songs to make me cry buckets in public.

The king of pop he will forever be.

<3

* Air tickets to Melbourne - check
* Travel insurance - check
* ETA - check
* Change money - to be done this weekend

Updated
* Air tickets to Phuket in January - check
* Accomodation -pending
* Car rental - pending

This coming November seems sweeter than the last, mainly because i'm planning to take two weeks off work. If everything rolls out as planned (i.e, Emirates remains friendly at $666, Jessie doesn't vanish), I'll be off to Melbourne from the 8th to the 13th. My first solo holiday out and the thought of taking a flight out on my own is sending jitterbugs down my spine but there's always a first in everything.

And when I return, it'll be time for huns - a nice weekend at M hotel to celebrate Ryan's birthday. I've done the scrapbook thing, the cookie / cupcake / brownie / cakes fiesta, the rounding up of friends for a surprise deal. I have three more weeks to crack my head and come up with something to impress, which is proving to be harder than I thought it'd be. My creative juices have run dry and I blame it on the months being trapped inside my office cubicle churning tax comps. HA ha.

Tomorrow I will go to the library and borrow a book on Melbourne, or I will attempt to be the sweet lovergirl and start searching for the PERFECT GIFT.

i'm so tired i feel like curling into a ball and hiding away from the world for a while. work is depressing and routine. people are judgemental and political. the only thing that keeps me going is my ability to shut off and pretend that these trivial things don't matter.

100 more cases to go in the next one month and a half before i'm done for the year. It's not possible. i don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

booo did not go zouk last night = did not get to catch Armin vaan Buuren in action.
boo booooo..................

it breaks my heart to read the news everyday.
death after death after death... how can there be so much hatred in the world? aren't we all the same? a different race, a different skin colour, speaking a different language. but aren't we all children of God, with the same two eyes nose ears mouth limbs living on the same soil on the same planet.

i don't know man...
maybe i shouldn't even read the news to spare myself from the heartache and tears.

Gaza fears, Mumbai memories, economic collapse, thailand unrest and a whole series of tragedies. I feel almost guilty that amidst all the suffering going on around me, I'm still living comfortably with family, friends, a roof over my head and no financial woes. Often times I think I take all these daily comforts for granted. What is a little flu, emotional issues, or a bad day compared to all those who live from day to day, not knowing whether or not they'll live to see the sunrise the next day? When will they stop giving ridiculous reasons to fight? it's clearly their greed and insecurities. Innocent lives are paying for their obsession.

Sigh. The world is falling into pieces.

i am sick! but as always i'm going to self-medicate until everything goes away. so for the time being, it's a water parade and an OD on vitamin C tablets.

my body hurts. ouch.

strange.

it's so much harder to get by in the night.

i'm back home early today for a bonding session with my bed.

i love you bed,
now profess your undying love for me!

i fed my laptop with some crumbs.

oops!

it's not your day when...
-your internet takes 10minutes to load one page
-your printer prints baby blue and pink instead of black
-the copiers of photocopying shops in your estate are down
-your normally efficient optician tells you your contact lenses still aren't ready. there has been a problem on the supplier's side

i find it hard to believe that i will be caught so ill-prepared.

choices

you play with fire hoping that your swipe at the flame will be at that one spot where the flame won't bite and burn you.
why is it that people bother to consider the obviously wrong choice when the right one's staring at them in the face? is it human instinct to test waters and hope that by some chance they'll find an escape route?

hmm.

as blue as the ComfortDelgro taxi

do carbs make you blue, or does being blue make you eat carbs?
i cannot decipher the relationship.

i need a hugs and kisses meal, supersize
and 12,000 calories worth of cuddles.

my optician hates me. she won't sell sell me contact lenses cause apparently i can go blind if my cornea doesn't recover. i've been exiled to the land of car washing manual laborers cause i wrecked (okay it was just a dent and a gazillion scratches) the car. i am the epitome of stupidity.

i think the world hates me.


but mostly i think i'm letting my selfpity eat me up whole.
ARGH.

another order of hugs and kisses, upsize and a side order of ice-cream please.

dear people. if you feel that something bad's going to happen on that day, trust your instincts because they're probably right. don't even attempt to step out of the house for 15 min or risk ending up like me who decided to go ahead with what i was doing and regretting.

these days the boy has a fetish for filling me up with booze when we've nothing to do at home. yesterday along with all that, he made me sing songs for bugs bunny, barney and donald duck. 2 hours later i ended up hugging the toilet bowl, puking my guts out. but i figure it's a good thing, considering how much i ate for dinner.
(sharkie fins, pineappu rice, fresh prawns, sesame paste prawns, cereal prawns, steamed fish, sweet&sour fish, sweet&sour pork, sliced fish, tom yam soup, cheeken wings, prawn omelette, some other cheeken, honeydew sago, almond longan sea coconuttie)
so clearing everything from my stomach is a good thing no????

should i also mention that i went to kushinbo on friday affty with MAMAyaaaa and ate like a cow. MOOOOOOOOO. the salmon sashimi was heavenly and the chawanmushi was amazing cause it melts in your mouth. $20.90 for 60 minutes lunchtime crunch and if you're slow like me, pay an extra $6 more and you can take your time till 3pm.

and on thursday i went for korean bbq buffet at excelsior's with ryan and alot of people i don't know to bid farewell to someone who's leaving for a 4-month exchange, whom i also don't know.

so people if u bump into me and you think my face's expanded, you now know why k. i have people around me who're evil! they don't give me money too buy PRETTY HEELS but they don't mind paying for my meals.

by the way, why is bugs bunny BUGS bunny. does he eat bugs?????
and why is minnie mouse minnie? she's not mini at all. by far i think she's the biggest mouse aside from mickey mouse.

i need sponsors for two pairs of heels.
PLS!?!?!?!?!??
will do anything for shoes. *sniffles*

dearest ryan, whilst i spent my day waiting for you over and over and over again, this was what happened:

the past 24 hours has been the most random day for months in the running.

happy hours make me really happy. i sat alone at balas waiting for the redness to wear off but to no avail. hence i weaved in and out the shops of suntec and city link, red-faced and giggly. with every passing mirror i was even more convinced that others would presume i was sunburnt. and so i marched on, refusing to head home to face 4 walls again despite being alone.

i managed to dissaude myself from buying anything i fancied. coming from the queen of impulse buys, it is a feat. (the money you gave me is still intact! every single cent of it! aren't you proud!!!!)

i dozed off while standing on the travelator and almost ended up on my face if my hands weren't quick to grab to railings. twice in less than a minute.

i had a conversation with the couple sitting opposite me on the train about tired legs and taking naps on buses and trains.

afterwhich i headed to coffeebean@vivo to wait for the boy whereby my phone died on me and i had to borrow a fellow human bean's phone to send a text msg, leading to yet another random conversation.

crazy.
mama told me as a kid never to talk to strangers.
you know what they say, about women having to speak 20, 000 words a day? i think i was suffering from a lack of interaction from walking around on my own the whole day.

hence i have come to a decision - the job hunt shall begin!

seals are so cute!

i'm blogging because my baby says i haven't been doing so.

today my baby made me a cup of neslo (nescafe + milo) after my morning shower. it tasted fantastic! chocolatey taste from the milo powder and the much needed caffeaine dose.

ok the end.
i love ryanie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.
~ by William Shakespeare ~

wedding bells

saturday was jasmine's wedding solemnisation at raffles town club. it was a sweet and simple affair with friends and relatives. the groom was so jumpy and nervous i swear if my contact lenses weren't blurry i would probably see beads of cold sweat all over his forehead.
twas great to be able to share their joy at this once in a lifetime event. oh i'm simply love weddings. all the love going around...just makes my heart melt!


MRS. YEO



love the two shots above. the tenderness and love, all captured by a snapshot.




finally, MR AND MRS YEO!


the ring pillow is so adorable! two bears embracing atop a satin cushion.


bride, groom, and family members.


jasmine and i! i'm so happy for her! she's my role model for living a good life. always simple, contented, but not complacent.


szeying! from the next door class in secondary school


my favourite boy. hugs kisses hugs kisses hugs kisses hugs. XOXO!


yap!


my twinnie vase


my favourite shot of the day! ryan in the far corner, yap and twinnie. the shot's of a reflection of us in the mirrored table.

and since monday i've been cooped up at home with mischa barton and the rest of the cast from the O.C (i'm midway thru season 3, i still don't like it), and my fringe, or rather the lack of it. GAH.

sushi treat from the mothership

the thing about going out with parents is it's always allexpensespaid. so sushi lunch last monday with my mum was very good to the pocket. MY pocket. i fathom such days aren't gonna last much longer...the gear's gonna be put to reverse in time to come. BOOOOOOOO.


my brother, still obviously half-asleep at 2pm in the afternoon. boys can fall asleep EVERYWHERE. i don't get it.




ooooo salmon sashimi. i'm always ready to cheat on ryanie and have an affair with salmon sashimi. looking at the picture just makes me hungry. GEE.




notice my brother was STILL sleepy after he was done with the food.

from east coast to west coast


blading with the girls last sunday.






some serious kite-flying business. 4 kites manouvuered with two strings making swooshing sounds as they dived and swerved. way cool!

post-blading

satay, wings, and overpriced orh luat with quin






damai was supposedly THINKING

ryanie time!

it was the 3rd time i headed to ikea within a week. i brought along ryan my carrier man to lug things home for me. BIG KISS. i'd still be stuck in ikea with my knickknacks otherwise.




ryan being patriotic... came up with his own esplanade.
who buys these stuff? actually we saw alot of it in the trolley's and shopping bags at the check-out. ah, one man's meat its another man's poison.

i blog pictures just in case my comp crashes


alyssa's playmate at the playground. one was blowing bubbles the other was catching bubbles. kids make life look so simple. life should be so simple. ((((: i'm missing my niece already.

unfateful miscalculation has resulted in a fringe that's ONE INCH ABOVE MY EYEBROWS. so my dearest friends, be gracious when you see me. i don't always look like an idiot. please try to be discreet in laughter.

sigh. i'm the new comic.

the beloved has offered to buy me a nice white cap so we'll be heading to town after jasmine's wedding. hairband donations are welcomed.

where will you be 5 years from now?



over our milk tea and ice blended lychee, bestie and i pondered over the subject of where we'll all be 5 years from now. i told her i'd probably be getting my botox jab for sagging eyelids and cheeks. we wondered about who we'd still be in contact with, who would be missing and untraceable and laughed at those who have already gone missing.

on a more serious note, 5 years from now, i hope to find happiness and contentment, where even bad days won't get me down. i've been working on it this year and i think i'm getting there. i keep text messages from loverboy in my handphone inbox and they keep me smiling when i'm feeling a little out of sorts.

i think i've found the answer to my love for ryan lion. he keeps me balanced. he's made me a better person.

2003

i have no idea what we were up to.
my entire time in jc was spent in the toilet, catching up with sleep in the sick bay, on the field, skipping lessons, running for lit paper 8 tutorials in fear and thinking of what to do during our next break.
i was a horrible student. but i had my share of fun.

lions go ROAR!

i had a most awesome weekend with ryanie with a late night movie (WANTED), our fish soup routine and a walk along the mt. faber trail...followed by a sushi dinner with my 2 plates of salmon sashimimimimimi no doubt, before ending the night with sinfully chocolatey icecreamy.

the archs in the late afternoon.

the henderson waves bridge and a ball of orange flowers near the jewelbox.

here's where ryan surrendered to his aching knees and we sat watching the cable cars go by. whee.

byebye. haha! i have nice legs here... but ONLY here. why!!!!!!!! )))):

and when i was awakened by his morning kiss before he headed home, i couldn't bare to let him go. i just wanted to lie in bed and hold his hand. there's nothing that makes me feel better than knowing that i can do anything i want, dress in my most grubby clothes, snatching the tub of ben&jerry's from him and insisting that it's ALL MINE and none's his, and still be loved by him the very most-est.

i love you the very most-est too. (((:

we're going to the zoo zoo zoo, how bout you you you?



got dragged to the zoo in my intoxicated stupor by my mum on thursday. i convinced myself that staying at home was no way to get rid of my exam butt. so there i was in my shorts and slippers, pushing a 12kg baby in her pram all around the zoo. i was thankfully spared from the stench of the hippos due to my blocked nose.

my trip to the zoo was exciting. sitting on the bench, watching my niece terrorize two ang-moh kids in the play pool at the children's world, bird shit droppings missed me by an inch.
on the walk out of the zoo, monkey pee dribbled down just in front of us.
and as i was passing thru the exit, i picked up a dollar!!!

should have bought 4D.

MoPasia

bestie's very first exhibition at the Night&Day gallery on the 25th of june. congratulations miss chen! your photos were exceedingly nice, definitely worth risking my life and bones to climb up and down 8 flights of narrow stairs in 4inch heels.

where's Wally Stephanie?

seeing that my blog is on an all time photo low, i see a need to inject some a lot of photos.

the UNusual suspects at good-ol beanie on the 16th (of june) before dabenee flew off to USofA for the next 3 months. ))):

and we tried to act cute...

verdict: YUCKS. it's not in the capacity of a 23-year old to act cute and look cute.

i hate being sick.

)):

with a pair of scissors, thread and needle, and a tube of uhu glue, i managed to transform the clothes in the deep of my wardrobe into something else. imagine what i could do with a sewing machine!

i never fail to surprise myself.

+ one more month!

and we spent it watching Cinderella, my favouritest disney cartoon of all time.
((((((((((((:

few things i've learnt over the weekend
1. youth is an asset
2. moisturize, moisturize, moisturize
3. drink lots of water!
4. sleep is vital
5. purple is not a flattering color - proven by 6 individuals of different skin tones

i must stay forever young.
forever and ever.

post-exam activities



first and foremost, the trademark bundling of notes and chucking them out of way and out of sight. GOOD BYE! you have served me well. :D

it's my TP (traffic police) test this coming wednesday. i'm keeping my fingers crossed and hopefully this time round won't be as nerve-wrecking as before. no more retarded and costly actions coming from me! and maybe future photos will see me on the driver's seat instead of the passenger's seat. but then again, hard to say considering i haven't bothered to go down for any revision sessions.
OH WELL, i still prefer being chauffuered around. and i certainly do not want to replace my brother as the family "ahmad".

post-exam plans have been disrupted by uneventful situations. but the loss of a loved one is painful to bear and being there for a close friend is definitely more important than my frivolous affairs. i shudder at the reminder that life is so frail.

two weddings and a funeral. that's june for me.

caught the flu bug.
)):

i've been tossing and turning in bed for 5 hours and i still can't get to sleep.
would have been more productive if i stayed up to revise wouldn't it?
what did i do on the day before my paper?
i did 4 questions.
well done laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. TSK.

status 0942hrs: not asleep

i keep having conversations with myself inside my head. i blame it on the lack of communication with people for the whole of sunday. i spoke to my dad for 5 minutes, few sentences to the SIL, tried negotiating for a free second-hand lappie from my brother, and "don't talk to me don't talk to me" to my mum.
then at 8.39am, monday, i called ryan and spoke to him for 21minutes.

they say women speak an average of 20,000 words a day.
my word count is running a deficit of 15, 000 at the very least.

now that explains why i can't sleep!

occupation: student
30 more hours to happy student to happy unemployed citizen.

HAHAHAHAHA.
for the next 30 hours, i'm going to:
-7am-1pm: sleep
-1pm-2pm: bathe & eat
that leaves me with 23 hours...

minus
another 2 to 3 hours where i'll fall asleep on top of my notes...
and another few more hours to munch on random things...
another 6 hours to sleep (for monday night)
an hour to bathe + dry hair + dress up
1.5 hours to get to expo
3 hours for paper

leaves me with
<9 hours to revise HAHAHAHHA and try not to get distracted by 1001 other things which seem so fun right now.


WHEEEEE!
i'm so excited i can't sleep.

ryan ryan kodomo lion.....where areeee youuuuuuu?? hehehehehehehehehe.
MEGA BIG HUGS.

hi bimbo
i can't wait for tuesday!
i will be a happy student until 3rd june 2008; 1300hours.

and wednesday is going to be FANTASTIC.
i'm going to bathe for 3 hours, wax my body from head to toe, paint my nails a pretty bimbo pink, watch 101 chick flicks and eat a tub of ben&jerry's.






this is not me talking.

life is grand. and it's just the beginning.

:D

one more paper to go and yay!

over the weekend i squeezed in a night of fun with the girls, a whole day out with ryan the lion, another day of hugs and cuddles, and tonnes and tonnes of sleep. As to being a couch potato, i cleared episodes of desperate housewives, grey's, house, gossip girl, one tree hill, SATC, and one season of greek, love actually (for the thirteenth time), music and lyrics, must love dogs, p.s i love you, and harold and kumar.

hahahahahaa! can't wait for it to be over.
i can smell the sweet sweet smell of 3rd june.

omg it's all starting to cave in on me. glowy at her best - studying for a module 2 days before the paper. i have unstrategically placed myself in fate's hands AGAIN. my heart is in my throat.
i need my "dormicum", my vitamin-BEAN complex, my fatty kodomo garlic lion, my bestnightfriend to battle anxiety part2, and alot of quick knowledge soaking action.

i'm so stressed i even started sticking post-its on my face to make myself laugh.
i see the crosses accumulating on my MAY-calendar and i'm secretly delighted even though it spells my forthcoming doom this thursday.

i will not crumble!!! no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooo....................
corporate f[uck]nance i kill youuuuu! (achmed style)

this whole exam thing is making me obese. i think i've eaten more in the past month than i have in the previous 11 months. today alone saw me shoving two polar chicken pies and a double cheese booger down my throat. my cheeks are mega inflated! i look like a goldfish!




maybe i shouldn't be so harsh on myself...actually the cheeks are quite cute ley..! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

three more hours!
my brain still feels abit empty.
oh me oh my.

i was in a dilemma on whether to buy or not to buy this certain top two weeks ago.
and today it just went on sale! i take it as a sign to buy it.

yayyyy.. more clothes more clothes!


hugs to all my friends having exams.
dabennee, bry, siong, quin, jasmine, may, xuemin, bestnightfriend, celest, waihong, pokkadoodle, leslie.
ok i have no more friends.
HAHAHA.

i keep brushing my teeth cause my new toothpaste tastes like mentos.
and the weather is so hot, i think God forgot to turn on the air conditioning.
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how random can i get.

aiya i forgot to eat my dinner.
HUNGRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone who sees this post before 12 midnight 9th may 2008,
pls sms me if you want to head out to grab a bite.

i just realised i'm VERY HUNGRY.

did i mention that i now sleep and wake at NORMAL hours?

i'm blogging at 9am.

HAHA.

my hair is damaged beyond redemption.
time to chop it.

a happy day, and then you pay;
and feel like shit the morning after

jurong west library

attempting to study under polar region temperatures cuts efficiency by 20%. factor in a lack of sleep (or rather no sleep) cuts efficiency by another 50%. so today was just slow slow slowwwww. decided to leave battlefield for home at 5pm.

shall wake up at 9pm to fight with polished weapons and thickened shields!

in case i die of anxiety before the 14th may,
friends, please bury ryan with me, dead or alive.
i need some good company even in my coffin.

dyingdyingdyingdyingdyingdyingdyingdyingdying.
did i say i was dying? ya i think i did.
DIE!!!! DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!

fee fi fo fum. i smell the blood of a SG girl.
i'll grind her bones to make my broth.

waa ok i shall not hold out my couldnt-care-less attitude and start revision. i'm scared already! (ok lor laugh at me sob) it's just another 30 odd days to go. i think i'd rather the torture of discipline than the pang of regret.
2 weeks more to first 2 papers, not too late, is it? i shall remain confident that 2 weeks is sufficient to score fairly well and not be despaired and discouraged by the people who've been preparing for 2 months already. I BELIEVE IN GOOD LUCK and MY SPONGEY BRAIN. plus, God will take care of me, no?

the war has begunnnnnnnnnnn..............!
NUN AT WORK!
will be un-nun-nified on 3rd june.
and from now till then, i love everyone! ok???
glowy x 1million hugs and kisses. please distribute among yourselves.

i've ordered 5 tops and a pair of strappy sandals to keep my spirits up. haha.





ok larrrrr... i so know what all of you are going to say... i know they're all of the same kuan but, i cannot help it...well, at least there's color variation!!! hahaha.

freaky nightmare

a couple of days ago i dreamt i had three guinea pigs. they were fat, furry, and probably the cutest you'd ever see. but i was a really bad owner who neglected the furry balls. they shrank into the size of hamsters, and lost so much fur you could see their veins under the skin. they had scabs and raw wounds with maggots climbing in and out of their bodies. the first two died and flies were swarming all over but i didn't even notice. and the final one eventually died cause the maggots finished consuming the first two and started on the third one.

eeeek. i was so happy to wake up to see my guinea pig still looking fat and furry. WHEEK WHEEK.

since the sudden death of one of my two guinea pigs two years ago, i've been living in fear that one day i'd wake up to see Funky motionless. Silky's illness caught me by surprise. there were no symptoms and in those couple of house before i brought her to the vet she was still behaving normally. ryan always scolds me for disturbing Funky in her sleep, but the truth is, she's lying so still that i get scared. so seeing her shift in annoyance gives me assurance that she's okay. i don't want to be the one to find Funky gone. i watched silky struggle and die in my palms..

and it's all flooding back now. fu ck.


i'm gonna climb back into bed to get some hugs from ryan. i miss silky. )):

wah my dad's handphone is cooler than mine lor!
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
pffffttt.

tips on how to score a distinction for your papers


for your first question, draw a bright and happy yellow pikachu. remember to color it in bright yellow! dull yellow is not acceptable. the trick is to first please the examiner with something sunny and cheery.

question 2 - draw "mian bao" monster. this is to offer the other side of the argument. first happy then scary and dark. shows examiner that you have fully grasped the issue at hand.

for the third question - make a stand. draw a pink teletubby and label it LALA. we all know LALA is red, but when you don't have a red pen in your pencil case, pink is the best bet. portraying a happy and cheerful stand seems to be a favourite of examiners. explain why being happy-go-lucky person is superior to being deep, skeptical and cynical.


question 4 - finally end in style. happiness is not derived from being yellow, or pink. happiness is when you are a ban dai toy, transforming from a truck into a huge ass machine. ALL BOYS like transformers. don't need to style your hair or wear pretty clothes. you'll still score with them. they'll give up forever to touch you.

that my dear people, is how you get an A for your papers.
(credits to david tham for pictures)

long overdue from the 4th of april
but SCHOOL's out!
for some that is...


eun....why are you all teary! haha.

from left to right:
euniceteomomo; unknown; unknown; unknown
(unknowns u can come claim your spots)

congrats my dearest blur dingdongbell!


lishi jiawen and keewei. they shocked me when they marched into the canteen in super high heels and their corp wear. i'm so used to seeing them in tees and tiny shorts.


all the graduates in gowns surrounding us made me kuku.



and of course couldn't resist taking pictures with apple and quin.


my favourite lion! you look tiny here.



eun's pretty sisters, clara and cheryl.


and damai popped by and i saw her for 2 seconds
she's freaking tiny!


the best shot of the day. daddy and mummy teo in our silly little frame.

what what what. i cannot blog four times in a night issit.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

i also bought two tops online out of boredom. almost bought a third one but i learnt how to say nooooo don't buy............
ryan shut up i can hear you tsk-ing already. hahahaha.

food + full = fat


a picture from all the way back then when ryan was skinny and i was black.

in celebration of yet another month together and for the 75% completion of ryan's exams, ryan and i headed for the very yummy samsui chicken! i somehow managed to convince ryan that a set meal was more worth it with the "dong gua shou rou" soup, fish and sambal kang kong together with the samsui chicken than just ordering ala carte.
i love soup. not the mushroom soup cream chicken soup soup. i love double boiled soups. i lack a grandma to boil such soups for me. )))): and no i don't want to learn how to. food doesn't taste as nice when it's cooked by yourself.
anyway it was a very FULLfilling dinner...hor ryan??? ehehehe.
HUGS RYAN..but i know you like to eat double shares, right?

by the way ryan, my 75% is on the 22nd may, thursday, just in case you want to return the treat.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
joking.

guilty as charged
i was standing in front of the kitchen sink drinking water when my eyes spotted the happy yellow packet of zoo animal biscuits right in the middle of the dining table. so i stole a couple of pieces . they're so adorable! i ate a dog and a polar bear. and just like when i was a kid, i nibbled the limbs then the body and eventually waved goodbye to the poor animal before popping the whole thing into my mouth.
i actually took pictures and wanted to upload them but my phone's being stubborn and it JUST WON'T GET DETECTED by my computer. sneaky little thing it is. roarrrr!
i feel so bad stealing from my niece haahahaa but on second thoughts she should thank me! i'm doing her a favour. the less she has to eat the thinner she'll be.

i ran out of shampoo at the start of this week so i conveniently used my brother's head and shoulders shampoo. this is embarrasing but i must really say that i like it. my hair feels nice, clean and light even after a long day. definitely cost effective if i just use head&shoulders. $60 per litre VS $10 per litre. okay exaggerated i don't think it's that cheap. $20 per litre? i heard that using anti-dandruff shampoo when you don't have dandruff will eventually give you dandruff? i'm wondering if it's an old wives' tale or if there's any truth behind it. can anybody clarify?

i've got this really crazy idea again.

day has turned to night and night has turned to day.

i now sleep at the break of dawn (no actually i sleep at 9am) and wake up in the late afternoon when the sun is hanging just 40degrees above the horizon and shining through my window. not that the sun shining through my window awakens me cause i've my curtains drawn. anyway, alarm goes off, i hit the snooze button for the umpteen time and i'm finally awake at say 4pm.

yesterday night was a naan-derful night with a naan-derfully delicious meal of naan (plain/garlic/cheese) and butter chicken curry. it was naan-derously fantabulous and the taste of the naan-sational naan is still in my head even though i was naan-ingly tortured by the aftereffects of its consumption, with the naan floating up my throat every now and then.

nevertheless, i am a naan convert! i *heart* naan forever and ever till death do us part, even if i puke and die from the oil and grow cheeks as fat (and purple from bloating) as a cheshire cat. my naan-derously naan-sational naan-derful naan, what would i do without you?

the rest of april is going to be a very hard month due to new episodes of one tree hill, gossip girl, grey's, house, desperate housewives, all popping up on sidereel.com
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it doesn't help that i study like this - study one hour, sleep two hours; study 1.5 hours, sleep 2 hours; study 1 hours, surf net for 2 hours; study 15 minutes, wander to the kitchen to bite on cereal.
and at any mention of something else more fun to do - OKOK!!! what time you coming?

die die die die die die die die die.

waaaaaaaaaaa...................
*rolls around in laughter*

hahaha. someone just informed me that i'm 28 days away from my first paper. HAAHAAHAAA.
nice.
i'm
hahaha
g.o.n.e.

HAHAHA.

New Oxford Singapore Dictionary
(snitched off mrbrown.com)

i'm laughing to myself at 4.20am, after reading my text at a pace of 15min/page. this really tickled me. i wish i paid as much attention to my books.

1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"

2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

4) CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"

8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

10) SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

11) SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."

13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

total nonsense

i was going through my photo folder and LOOK WHAT I FOUND?

hahahahaha...

it's been a year..and i hardly see them two now.

study hard ex-bean buddies! love love.

messenger logs

ryanie with our happy funshine bear! there's something about that palm-sized yellow monster that brightens up anyday and turns frowns into smiles.

i think there's magic.

it's a month to exams...and i haven't exactly started revision. i need some... divine intervention, a enchanted solution to get me started.

saturdays!


my cheeks have expanded lor... wah lau.... ))):

i'm so tired for reasons unknown to myself. i'd like to believe that i'm maxed out from my fantastic workout but 3000 hops on the jumprope definitely do not equate to a workout, much less a fantastic one.


maybe i'm exhausted from and an entire day running errands from one place to another. unfortunately, all i've done is waking up at 3pm to eat, suffer a sugar high from eating cheng tng and further escalating my sugar high with a dose of caffiene in my bloodstream over coffee with the bestie. resulting in a glory that can't stop talking, and at bullet speed at that.


i'm tired. and i so wish i could fall asleep. but i'm the queen of not-sleeping-when-i-should-be-sleeping. a friend told me on messenger that "[i] refuse to sleep!" booo. i can't sleep at night cause i'm afraid of monsters in the dark wad. :P righttttttttttt.

i'm going to taste the new item on mac's breakfast menu tomorrow! mcgriddle here i come! fatter cheeks here i come too! DIE!!!!!!!!!!