May 01, 2004

oooo my pretty balloon boy is selling tickets at GV Jurong Point! *bounces bounces*
dazzling eyes... nice tan... nice hair... gorgeous.. just gorgeous... CHARMING.
he's a superstar!!!!!!! hahahahas..
dear's a superDUPERstar!


dawn of the dead is boring.
no plot. no substance. repetitive gore. no suspense. no tension.
just red paint and more red paint (okay BLOOD as it's supposed to be),
decayed teeth,
retarded walking,
reckless insane dashing zombies,
yellowish-green faces.
dawn of the dead receives zero cookie points!
okay 1/2 a cookie point for effort...for the director Zack Snyder...muahhaa.


children's songs are getting suggestive...
"shirley camel has two humps....
ride on, ride on"

what happened to all the smurfs, carebears, sesame street and gummibears?


i'm down to my last $8.20
*sniffles*

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