for all the food i stuffed into my mouth today, i should really die. apple's pasta my dad's fried rice chips ahoy cookies and twisties. *shakes head*


my dearest is back from taiwan. i am overjoyed. (:

and check out the things that exist in taiwan.. buahahaha..

iFuck anyone? LOL...

Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
my friends and i have new names
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
from glory elaine apple eunice
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
we became flory flaine fapple funice
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
then we became
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
flolo flaylay flala and flulu
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
now we are
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
toot tootsie tootie and tutu
To everyone i told i will never... I'm sorry, i lied. says:
dumb dumber dumberer and dumbest? =x
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
WAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
oh well..
Glowy; Flolo; C6661 - oh my baby guchi guchi. says:
we all know who's the dumbest

i was running like a mad cow with mo today. an attempt to make up for the sinful indulgence in junk junk and more junk over the past two nights. twisties chocolates cheezels macs and baker's inn cakes. oh my god. i'm ashamed of myself. *looks down at spare tyres and thunder thighs*
zip zap he's gonna be back. how wonderful life is. (((:
okay and he's gonna come back to a big fat buldge. frowns. maybe i should do more running tomorrow.

three more days till he returns from taiwan. i foresee very horrible english coming out from his mouth on his return. haha. oh i forgot to add, a very bloated fat tummy. *rubs fei fei*
i miss him so much. i would never have lasted so many days without crying my eyes out if not for my very wonderful friends who've been coming over to keep me company, especially during the nights. kisses for u all. it's the nights that make your idle mind wander and long for the one you love to be right by your side.
three more days. just three more days.
:D

he's flying in 4 hours.
gone for a week; won't be back till next wed night.
i've never done SEVEN days without him before.
this is going to be tragic.
):






have fun lovelove. <3

Dr. says "a very bad ear infection"
and with that, plus some drugs and eardrops, he earns $22.
very nicely done.
doctors earn ALOT. gee. i shall read doctor's books when i'm conceiving. groom my son to be a doctor. HAA. ya right

i'm in pain. my left ear hurts. the feeling you get when you dig too deep into your ear, except this time, the feeling is permanent. i'm convinced it's an ear infection, but my mum claims it's just heatiness. what can i say? the nurse is always more professional and experienced.
one more day of pain and i'll just die. i swear i'll just die.


my shuffle took me out for a 4k run today. this time round, no lizards, no crocodiles, but lots and lots of flying insects flocking the lamps.


suffering from bouts of moodiness and euphoria. my mood swings are erratic now. and my dearest MR.ng ryan has to suffer it all. from calling me continuously for 36 times, to sending me countless msgs for 2 hours to pacify my raging soul, all to which i deliberately ignored.
and running to the bookshop as soon as the shutters were raised to buy color pencils to draw me a card and hopping over to my place with lunch.
and he who doesn't even run in camp went running with me.


i should count my blessings. god is good for giving me such a treasure.

switch off. switch off.
everything will be fine and dandy when you wake up tomorrow morning.

massive jam just across the road from SIM before the turn into maju camp this evening at around 6pm. jam worse than causeway.. from SIM all the way past hillview. a huge tree crashed and sprawled it's branches and forray of leaves leaves and green green leaves across the road. the jam lasted for 3 whole hours and cars were diverted twice it was funny to see cars on both sides of the road travelling in the same direction.




the fallen tree with people from the cars coming out to have a glance.. look like they're at the zoo waiting for the animal to crawl out lor..


cars caught in the jam...


people soon started coming out of their cars to check out the cause of the jam..






Cars across the road didn't have it any better..


70 TIBS/TRANSISLAND buses (yes i mean 70, we counted) crawled past us when the tree was finally cleared...just to give all of you a gauge at how bad the jam was.
newflashed show a car crushed under the tree.. hopefully no one was hurt.

and i'm not saying how i feel today.
):

look at that.
one happy person and one happy thing.
both with vick's bottles on their noses.

//see the resemblance?
one cuter than the other though... hoho.. which is which? :D

omg. 3 weeks more.
one shot is all you've got.
DIE NOWWWWWWW or die later and forever and ever amen.

okie i choose to die now.

on another note,
yay it's good friday. thank you for dying for me. MUAH MUAH MUAH. love si ni. backslided no doubt. but what's in the heart's in the heart. heh.
i shall tie a ribbon round flabbit this sunday and make him hop around the house. EASTER BUNNY!!!!!

been going down to school with the rest of the F-ers to study. the amount of time i've spent in school this week alone is probably more than the amount of time i've spent in school for this whole year. (i think)
i hate exams..... sigh...

this is terrible......! my exams are a month away and what am i doing online? watching south park on youtube.com
it's like how funny la cann can can...
!@#@#%%&@$!#@^%&^%*#$!$##$&%&%!

the PINK IC is here..! (haha check out the centre parting)

and it brings many happy smiles.
goodbye sir! goodbye 11B.
goodbye CPL NG C. M. hello MR Ryan Ng!

i encountered a few strange reptiles during my run today. idiot. so scary. in less than an hour i meet three fucking reptiles.

reptile number one:
a chameleon the length of a shoe size 13... which decided to trot next to me for a few seconds before crossing my path and zapping into the bushes.

reptile number two:
mr monitor lizard, the length of my leg. and he stood there staring at me from a 1metre distance. i decided not to take my chances, made haste and quicken my footsteps.
omg scary.

reptile number three:
oh and you thought the two above were scary,
while cooling down i saw two nostrils floating above the water. and what came with those nostrils was a long flat surface with a really rocky skin. HAA.
MR CROCODILE SAYS HI.
it went swimming around the edge of the lake for like 5 minutes before deciding to retreat back into the water (thank god!)
he left, with air bubbling on the water surface.


arghhhh!!! scary!!!

UK marketing lecturer H. Ali is loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............

i was talking to my boyfriend over the phone this evening and he told me about the massive burning of paper items for his grandfather over at lim chu kang today.

don't play play... AH GONG got TWO cars today somemore okay.
rolls royce plus mercs. i wonder why they didn't get BMW 7-series for the granddad. got auto parking okie. HAAHAA.
that's besides my point.

my point is, i wonder what's up with all these burnt offerings they make. year after year season after season they do the same thing. yes over the years they've improved to bigger cars better quality cars maids servants i don't know what else they have. thing is, if those things really get down to your dead relatives then why not burn them something more lucrative.

like they say, don't feed men but teach them how to fish.

if i were to have to burn things for my relatives, i'd burn them:-
*a cheque book --> can have all the money you want
*a property agent
*property investor
*property developer
*interior designer
*horticulturist
then i'll tell AH GONG. ah gong... don't so troublesome okay every year got to burn stuff for u. not societal and socially friendly. i give u all these, u go and develop your own business.. then u generate from there.
okay maybe i burn him my business modules and more paper people for other areas which i have left out. broker la worker la manager la supervisor la HR department la surveryor la R&D la..

yes u see the list continues.
just burn him like a few million men la. OKIE i think i will burn him a photocopy machine also. let him zap the business notes for all the people. HAHA. ginko pills also so that those people can eat and be smarter.

SEE. not bad right. SAVE MONEY and SAVE TIME. and most importantly SAVE THE WORLD.

and u see, who says you're not respecting ah gong or ah mah lor. you give them CHOICE and FREEDOM to build what they want. think about it, every year you burn one house one car one maid. WHAT IF they don't like the house they lan lan gotta stay in that stupid house for one year. if the car like shit they also got to drive. then if their maid is an abuser then how lor excuse me one year they have to live with that maid.

doesn't make sense la. they u see all the previous houses u burn for them? WHERE DOES IT GO LOR. hell overpopulated by abandoned houses la. no space already...

this is what eun learns in school....

eunyceee; says:
i have classes
GLOWY - love si ni. says:
what lesson u having
eunyceee; says:
Corporate fucking finance
GLOWY - love si ni. says:
woohooo.. people doing CF u do CFF!!
eunyceee; says:
WAHA mightily cool right
eunyceee; says:
CFF
GLOWY - love si ni. says:
eh so how do u score for CFF! write F for every start and end of the sentence issit!
GLOWY - love si ni. says:
wooooh.
eunyceee; says:
waha not really
eunyceee; says:
we just say fuck at every sentence we write on the script
eunyceee; says:
louder the better

my mum returns to work today. like, in one and a half hours time. (see, it's 5.36am and i'm not asleep yet. hmmmmmm...)


FINALLY i get the whole house to myself. i'm not complaining. this apartment is a tad bit too big sometimes... especially on days i'm feeling empty and alone...but you know, the elderly oops i mean mothers can get on your nerves.


some people are abit too cynical. hmmmmmmm....


it's pointless to say i need money and then don't work for it. it's pointless to say i've got no money when i spend every single cent of it and don't save. that's what i've learnt since end feb.
i'm seeing a rise in my funds from $0.00 to something more, which i will save for emergencies.


time to get my act together and behave like i'm 21.
*study
*save money
*eat cheap, live cheap
*and as i always love to say, swim more!



hehehe. PHOTOS!!!

silky. because she is so pretty.

clever wabbit.





megabites. elaine apparently cranky from eating mash potato with bolognaise.

fuinfuin and flaylay
flaylay kiss flolo's piglet thanks.

i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want that diamond ring. i want THAT diamond ring. i want THAT diamond ring. i WANT THAT DIAMOND RING.


i shall teh wormy for it when he starts working.
wahhahaha..

anyone keen on sponsoring a rabbit for just $30 a month. for that $30 a month, you can provide the poor abandoned rabbit with food, medical care and toys and treats. (THINK OF MY BUNNY AND HOW CUTE IT IS AND IMAGINE THE OTHER RABBITS AT SPCA OK.)
each year, more than a 1000 rabbits are abandoned at the SPCA. do your part and make one of the rabbits a happy rabbit.
visit SPONSOR A RABBIT to find out more. Wheeeeeeeee.
think rabbit rabbit. think hop rabbit hop. think rabbit rabbit.

i decided to jog home from the pool today and left ryan ng walking by himself from the pool to my place. i, of cause, thought he'd know which route i'm taking but as it turns out, he didn't.

so while i spent minutes waiting for him to show up, he spent minutes scouting the path next to the canal. to make things even worse i didn't have my handphone with me. and then i started to panic and i searched high and low, looking far and wide, hoping that by chance, i'd see my boy strolling up to me. but NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

i broke into tears like a little toddler whose ice cream cone dropped onto the floor as soon as i saw him. BOO HOOOOO.

morale of the story, don't run when u can walk. no larhhhhh morale of the story is don't assume people know what you're thinking. morale of the story is always wait for people. morale of the story is don't date ah bengs cause they're dumb. morale of the story is aspiring ah lians should always hang their bling bling handphones with loud techno ringtones around their hands legs neck body hair anything. heh.

sorry boo bee...

bunny rabbit BABY says hi. haaahaaa...
looks more like a dog to me... ahahaha.. .confused identity must be...

the internet is the best because it gives you answers to the questions in your head with just a couple of clicks here and there. the caribe.sis virus which has bounded itself to my phone just a week after i got it has successfully been removed. and yes, it took me more than a year to get down to removing it.
but then of cause if i had a personal assistant i wouldn't have needed more than a year would i? i need PA to take care of my needs and woes.

those i love and those i like.

all of them looking very black except for me + snaffferneee.

elaine apple eunice and glory evolved into flaine fapple funice and flowy and now new changes since funice left for HK. hopefully you'll be reading this.

flaine fapple funice and flowy have flourished into,
flaylay flala flulu and flolo.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

bored people do what bored people do best.
try to relief the boredom by doing retarded things like drawing idiotic pictures which make bored people less bored.

flaine's proposal to me. 1 carat diamond ring, 4-prong setting, from Flaine & Co. (think tiffany and co. setting alright)

Drawing for wormy baby. :D this is why i don't take art.

one more huge zit on my forehead to add to the graffati on my face. thank you very much mother nature for blessing me with spots of red.
*cries*

you wanna know what's sweet?

sweet is when he turns off the room light when you've fallen asleep and makes him way out of your place to go home,
then walks right back into your room to turn on the night light for you cause he remembered that you're afraid of the dark.

bounce.. bounce..

my ah beng wannabe pierced his ear after deliberating for so many years. i guess sometimes people need an extra push to do something. so now he's one step closer to being an ah beng but still not beng enough.

anybody willing to sponsor his 79 dollar topshop shirt to help him look even more ah beng pls hit me back.

the previous sentence is redundant. i doubt anyone would respond to it.

how about..
mr. honey bunny baby will go under the knife and into the pot if i do not receive donations mounting up to SGD79.00 by sunday, 19th march 2006.


preview of the end of the bunny should i fail to receive the SGD79.00:
warning: following picture unsuitable for the faint hearted.

i want to say that i love dear very much. not cause i did something wrong and i'm feeling guilty about it or cause he did something very sweet for me today making me feel oh-so-loved. the point is, i love dear very much. and everyone's hair can stand till the hair actually unroots from the skin and scalp. i just love dear very much!

a snapshot from when we were 18. *lol* don't kill me dear.

saturday was a very fulfilling day (at least for the normally very lazy me heh).
went to upper thompson then to clementi to collect my lenses then to sim to accompany flaine then to bukit timah to walk around and to kap mac for fries with lots of mayo (ooo fat!) and then a walk around the new lake point park :D it's finally open so yay!


talking about my contact lenses, i'd like to recommend all of you to this optical shop in clementi. it's a neighbourhood shop which looks sub-standard but the shop's exterior really doesn't do justice to her (Pauline lim. certified so don't worry) superb service. lenses and specs are CHEAP and she's very helpful as well. highly recommended by me!!!


ANCO optics & contact lens centre
Blk 354, Clementi Ave. 2,
#01-175, Singapore 120354
Tel: 6779 2989


i like picturessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........

upper thomson yong tou fu... where i ate with my parents.


it rained big time.. my parents got bored waiting for the rain to stop. they were coincidentally in the same position.. so cute!


look who's high from looking at monkeys at seletar reservoir lor.....


soon to come PINK IC... goodbye to 11B in less than a month's time! shut up those who've already gotten theirs. =p


disney piglet playdough!!!! i love si. thanks dear~~

SWAM.
BACK.
each time my head bobbed out of the water, i glanced over to where my bag was, half hoping to see you sitting there, grinning that silly grin.
i miss you 1230295079509310271849 times more than u think i do. sniffs.
please retrieve your sim card so that i can at least call to hear your voice...

done by me... he looks like a burnt victim... first degree burns. requires intensive care!!

this is what stephie did and i am nowhere near her standard of creativity. haha!! credits to steph for the picture used for comparison. don't sue me okay...

this is what people do when they are bored. hahahaha.......................
eyes blacked out to preserve the identity of the people in the pictures posted. :P

i think my chinese is gone case and i swear from tomorrow onwards i will either try to improve on it or don't attempt to speak it at all.
i was having dinner at the hawker centre in jurong west with my parents and ryan when this drink stall uncle came up to us to ask if we wanted sugarcane drinks...


uncle: yao he gan zhe shui ma? (does anyone want sugarcane)


me looking at the rest asking if they want anot..everyone shakes head.


me: errr okay YI... YI... YI.... YI... errrrrr.... (one one one one...)


uncle: oh. YI BEI huh.......(oh.. one CUP right)




OH MY GOD. super embarrassed. i saw the uncle sniggering as he walked back to his stall to get the drink. damn that stupid uncle. ROARRRRRRR!

test test. something's wrong with my blog.

i'm patiently waiting for my milkshake to be delivered to my doorstep.


i see pictures of elderly folks on the newspapers and on the tv and i dread the thought of growing old. i fear the day the skin on my hands and legs turn into scaly dry winkled skin. when the skin on my face turns into a lifeless droop.


MOISTURISE! MOISTURISE! MOISTURISE!
i swear by my ten fingers and toes to never step into the sun for more than 5 minutes a day (and of cause only when absolutely absolutely necessary).



pictures of silky and funky whom i can't seem to take proper pictures of because they can't stop poking their noses into the camera. HAa..

FUNKY - "is that food...?"

SILKY says "hmmm?"

gone fishing with steph and bryan today for dinner.







a picture of stephanie...



and of bryan taking a picture of me.


((((((((((: see you guys at bean on saturday afternoon.

i was walking around like a bomb waiting to explode. and poor mr rabbit took the blow.
he pee-ed on my notes and i whacked the hell outta him. he actually yelped in pain and i swear i've never (in my whole 40 days with him) heard him make a single sound. not the slightest gargle or squibble.


i'm guilt-striken. i'm sure it wasn't intentional.. he probably thought it was his newspaper which he could pee on.

very overdued photos from january's annual chinese new year visit to sim hai sha. we always go with the meaning of bai niang-ing but i honestly think it's just our way of meeting up with everyone not visiting him.

the 0-sixers...

sim hai sha.. looking so old already

me + wenz.

keatwee - the girl i've known since i was 11.

coughs.

twas was a wonderful day save for the spilt coffee on my quilt which certainly made me blow up... act of ryan ng. not that i want to be sore, but who wants to see a brown patch on their white quilt, yes?
be a man, do the right thing! buy me another nice quilt cover to make up for the blunder u made.


i met up with very generous friends yesterday - apple who provided me with cute disney stickers and, as she very proudly announced to everyone, stickers from Mustafa centre which costs $0.40, to decorate my phone (yes very preschool but i like)

and steph + bf who allowed me to adorn their lighters with graffiti. HEE HEE. their lighters look hideous now. *sneers in evil laughter*

hahahahahahhaha.
i have ALOT to study.
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

teaching my rabbit to read abc and my guinea pigs to sing a christmas carol medley is more feasible than finishing my work.