i was talking to my boyfriend over the phone this evening and he told me about the massive burning of paper items for his grandfather over at lim chu kang today.

don't play play... AH GONG got TWO cars today somemore okay.
rolls royce plus mercs. i wonder why they didn't get BMW 7-series for the granddad. got auto parking okie. HAAHAA.
that's besides my point.

my point is, i wonder what's up with all these burnt offerings they make. year after year season after season they do the same thing. yes over the years they've improved to bigger cars better quality cars maids servants i don't know what else they have. thing is, if those things really get down to your dead relatives then why not burn them something more lucrative.

like they say, don't feed men but teach them how to fish.

if i were to have to burn things for my relatives, i'd burn them:-
*a cheque book --> can have all the money you want
*a property agent
*property investor
*property developer
*interior designer
*horticulturist
then i'll tell AH GONG. ah gong... don't so troublesome okay every year got to burn stuff for u. not societal and socially friendly. i give u all these, u go and develop your own business.. then u generate from there.
okay maybe i burn him my business modules and more paper people for other areas which i have left out. broker la worker la manager la supervisor la HR department la surveryor la R&D la..

yes u see the list continues.
just burn him like a few million men la. OKIE i think i will burn him a photocopy machine also. let him zap the business notes for all the people. HAHA. ginko pills also so that those people can eat and be smarter.

SEE. not bad right. SAVE MONEY and SAVE TIME. and most importantly SAVE THE WORLD.

and u see, who says you're not respecting ah gong or ah mah lor. you give them CHOICE and FREEDOM to build what they want. think about it, every year you burn one house one car one maid. WHAT IF they don't like the house they lan lan gotta stay in that stupid house for one year. if the car like shit they also got to drive. then if their maid is an abuser then how lor excuse me one year they have to live with that maid.

doesn't make sense la. they u see all the previous houses u burn for them? WHERE DOES IT GO LOR. hell overpopulated by abandoned houses la. no space already...