to the previously flattened worm. pppfffffffttttt!


when i'm pissed make me laugh by acting cute and looking stupid. you must do whatever i ask you to do.
when I cry you are by default, in the wrong, even when i'm in the wrong.
appease me with nice pink things or lollipops and beg to be forgiven.


never attempt to keep quiet. it will make me angrier.
speak up for yourself. otherwise i'd hurl vulgarities and call you a wimp.
during an argument, attempt to speak faster, in any language, so that i won't be able to catch up.


your rebuttal must not offend/insult me in any form or manner. otherwise you'll be in deeper shit.


say something that'll never cross my mind..catch me unaware and make me contradict myself.
when that happens you win, and i stop crying.


when will all these ever get rooted in your brain?


in short. you must act miserable when i cry. drama rama i say.