i've got bruises and scratches all over me. i'm got a bruise on my left forepalm, my right arm, my left thigh, and two mega bruises and long scratches on my right leg. i've also got scratches on my back!
save for the two mega bruises and scratches on my right leg which i got from tumbling down the stairs on that fateful wet saturday, i have no idea where the rest came from.

WHY LIKE THAT!