for your first question, draw a bright and happy yellow pikachu. remember to color it in bright yellow! dull yellow is not acceptable. the trick is to first please the examiner with something sunny and cheery.
question 2 - draw "mian bao" monster. this is to offer the other side of the argument. first happy then scary and dark. shows examiner that you have fully grasped the issue at hand.
for the third question - make a stand. draw a pink teletubby and label it LALA. we all know LALA is red, but when you don't have a red pen in your pencil case, pink is the best bet. portraying a happy and cheerful stand seems to be a favourite of examiners. explain why being happy-go-lucky person is superior to being deep, skeptical and cynical.
question 4 - finally end in style. happiness is not derived from being yellow, or pink. happiness is when you are a ban dai toy, transforming from a truck into a huge ass machine. ALL BOYS like transformers. don't need to style your hair or wear pretty clothes. you'll still score with them. they'll give up forever to touch you.
that my dear people, is how you get an A for your papers.
(credits to david tham for pictures)
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