unfateful miscalculation has resulted in a fringe that's ONE INCH ABOVE MY EYEBROWS. so my dearest friends, be gracious when you see me. i don't always look like an idiot. please try to be discreet in laughter.

sigh. i'm the new comic.

the beloved has offered to buy me a nice white cap so we'll be heading to town after jasmine's wedding. hairband donations are welcomed.