my double chin is growing. my spare tyres are expanding. my ass is going sideways. love handles are my best friends!

and no one believes me. yadda yadda.
glory is not hungry. glory is just fat and greedy. glory is a pig!
glory is not hungry. glory is fat and greedy. fat and greedy. fat and greedy. fat and greedy. fat and greedy. fat and greedy.

pls lose more weight!