i got bitten by some sea creature while swimming in open waters yesterday. there's a burning sensation still, even though the bruising is subsiding. i hope the pain goes away soon cause it makes me wanna cry.

should i die, please attend my wake/funeral in chiong-ing attire. (think short black dresses, boob-flashing outrageously colored tops etc). top it up with tequila shots graveyards waterfalls and everyone to groove and grind to akon's i wanna fuck love you. feel free to make out explicitly in front of my coffin also.

HAHAHA.